Alice in Wonderland

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The Master of them all- the Reshmaiya factor

Have you ever tried switching the radio channel to check them all out?? uh stupid question... am sure you have. So well, what did ya find?? A melodiously nasal voice just reaches out to the very core of your heart! Shreya Ghoshal? No, its not her... its a male voice I'm talking about. Nah its niether Sonu Nigam nor its dear dear KK. It just sounds... very verrrry differrent... Yeah you guessed it right... am talking about The Rockstar of this age- Himesh Reshmaiya- the master of all!
You can't escape him, neither his voice. Whether you like it or not... you'd better learn to love him n his melodius voice... its the voice of our age!! wotsay???

Its perhaps a matter of shame that the kind of music our generation appreciates is either marketted by a raunchy n titillating sex- video accompanied by -'oooh aaah's as the background... or packages in this very crooning voice of the genius of our age. Genius i call him, not without reason for sure! Imagine yourself to be a singer who has dedicatedly learnt music for perhaps 4-5 years with rigorous practice so as to reach the very higher realm of music. You also happen to be an admirer of singers like Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal and Hariharan and don't mind the idea o entering the film industry considering that your talent has been appreciated not only in the layman's world but also the artistic one and you certainly know your worth. Here strides in a music director who gives music as pathetic as the sound-track of Tere Naam and to top it all decides to start singing himself. The whole affair does not end there. This man who certainly sings in a disgustingly gavvaar manner (offence meant to all those who appreciate his music) is appreciated by the Indian audiences and encouraged to come out with even more obnoxious albums! Its simply reflective of the degradation of the youth's aesthetic sensibility. They simply don't have too much to choose from. And what is actually melodious seems to be rather boring or perhaps belonging to an age much older than theirs! So what does it lead to?? That persevering individual who learns music either stoops to a level of singing in a weird manner so as to please the Indian audiences or simply renounces the world of light music. And yeah, if he happens to be a hardcore bhakt, he could perhaps start singing bhajans in kirtans or something of the sort.

The situation is quite pathetic and there is no one to blame but the audiences which have crossed the line between 'different' and 'bizarrely atrocious'! What sounds different does not necessarily sound pleasing. Moreover there is a difference between human voice and mechanical instruments. While artists take great pains to cultivate a beautiful voice, it should not be difficult for any lame person to produce a bizzarre sound or voice by contorting it. One should be able to appreciate the actual genius of people who can make their voices actually sound musical, sensitive and pliable as opposed to those many others who just try to produce a diffrent and unique sounding strain from their voice boxes!

When and how exactly do sounds become pleasant and unpleasant?? The answer simply lies in the kind of associations we form with those voices and sounds. Will you ever find the sound of splurging shit or muck pleasant?? or painful or anguished shrieks of children and animals for that matter?? The very imagery associated, the experiences associated with them is painful or unpleasant and its impossible for all but a sadist to appreciat such sounds. The sounds of gurgling water, raindrops, a lover singing a soft melody, or a person singing sensitively and in rythm in celebration of nature- these are sounds associated with pleasant situations or sensitive people and perhaps that is why they can evoke such strong emotions from one. Its the magic of music to recreate these 'magical moments', these lovely emotions and at times to empathise with situations you may have undergone, which actually increases the value of good music. And it is rather sad that the audience can empathise with a man who seems to sing as though he were weeping and whining away in order to irritate everyone. And to be sure... he quite manages to do that n my case!

25 Comments:

  • At 1:19 AM, Blogger Half Moon Fletcher said…

    Mridu, i gotta send this to one of my Reshamiya-fan friend. I might as well try and publish this stuff as a part of anti-Himesh-crap on our common (class) blog. I just hope i aint violating any copyright law or any similar kinda shit.

     
  • At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    heyy mridu...
    im soo glad u updated ur blog!!
    btw reshamiya is one gay singer cum music directors i dnt like him either..
    btw are ur done wid ur exams?
    hope to catch u on msn soon...

    peace
    shubhs

     
  • At 10:45 PM, Blogger Akshay Sehgal said…

    hehe..u do sound prety pissed wid reshammiya haan??? ;)

    actually to be frank..i hate the typical cap nd unshaven look he sports in every song!!just like dat sukhbir who wore dark glasses evn at stage shows!!

    nice post neways..

    btw...u dint comment on my latest entry!

     
  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Varenya said…

    It started from china...A guy called Hime Reshwang was born in a small chinese town. The chinese people used him as a torturer for he had this amazing capability....his irritating voice like that of a warewolf.

    During the 1965 war they sent him to India, he changed his name to Himesh Reshmaiya. According to RAW's report his task was to torture people and make them beg for mercy...he has succeeded!!!

    China Rulz!!!

     
  • At 5:02 PM, Blogger pagfloyd said…

    hehe, tht was a nice read. Can't just withstand him(esh) continuing with his nasal shrieks, anymore. Burn!

     
  • At 3:06 PM, Blogger mridu said…

    my .... dats impressive... wid so many positive responses to my post... it shouldnt be hard to gatheer up supporters for aor an anti-reshmaiya campaign! hmmm... may i know who pag floyd happens to be?? an orkut frend r u?

     
  • At 10:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey mridu...its resham :-)
    how are things going for you?
    hope everyone is doing well, givemy love to meenu aunty, malika,and your grandparents :-D
    love ya

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the post was well written ..but i cdnt make out wheather u r anti or pro himesh reshmiya ... in strict sense ..i think tht even u r not sure abt it ..:D
    personally ..i admire his dexterity...more coz i am find him very authentic ...!!

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger pagfloyd said…

    naah! am on orkut, got to ur profile thru orkut, but not someone u know!

     
  • At 5:50 PM, Blogger mridu said…

    hey "chads".... i must say...awesome post...compltely inspired from my style uv writing...completely copied but nice post all the same....keep up the good copy and paste work!!!!

    ur DAAAARLING elder sis...

     
  • At 5:36 PM, Blogger mridu said…

    Uh oh! what was that?? i think it was my isisters prank... dont bother trying to understand... shez crazzy!
    the Actual Mridu this time!

     
  • At 9:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    u have been tagged

    1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of how they would want their ideal match to be.
    2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
    3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
    4. If tagged for a 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

     
  • At 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    u have been tagged

    1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of how they would want their ideal match to be.
    2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
    3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
    4. If tagged for a 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

     
  • At 7:40 PM, Blogger gwagoo said…

    Crows sing better than Mr. Himesh Resheynoneeno / / Period

     
  • At 10:36 PM, Blogger Ménk said…

    good stuff! i was sick n tired of hearing ppl actually appreciate the crap tht he calls music! anyhoo, good to hear tht the intelligent gentry of Delhi think he sucks.

     
  • At 9:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    reshammiya has been patronised by "the bloody Indians(in derogatory terms)" who happens to be as much like us .u can not possibly regulate other's taste and all u can possibly do is change d radio channel. i must obviously remind u dat more than 60% of india consists of villages . so not surprising dat indian mass has a "gavvar" taste. n obviously all r not privileged wid d fine things in life. i too hate him n all "pop" hindi singers they all suck big time. but however i rather press the remote when he starts or shut my windows if some gallant fool wishes to blast his music . so chill>>>>

     
  • At 6:47 PM, Blogger mridu said…

    nahh i wont... will protest till ppl realise that they are making a stupid choice... n falling for anythin that seems 'different'...

     
  • At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    music... in reality tht must be for ur inner hppiness....as our myth says.. Himesh is delievering just Beats on which this so called Gavvar janta of india likes..more over all the guys n girls when drink a lot..they do the same wht the vedios shows...
    i'm nt damnt fan, even i hate his nosy voice, i love KK ,bt see this is wht our so called new gen is doing..just getting addictd of things so soon....!!
    Moreover i got this link frm my someones blog.. !! so dnt get tense! and for ur commnt u can write at id.again@yahoo.com hope for a long cmplain..!

     
  • At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    himesh reshamiya ..zindabad ...zindabad zindabad...i dont find any problem with that ..if film fare can recognise him as the best male voice for 2005 ..then who r we. Its his cali that he has reached to such a peak and he has chosen none other than we people for his success.

     
  • At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    left orkut?

     
  • At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yatin we all want another post... but singing 'jhalak dikhlaajaaaa..' won't help. Probably.

    PS No offence meant.

     
  • At 3:26 PM, Blogger mridu said…

    ohkay... i am a lazy bum... am not denying that!! fine fine... i think i shall post widin a couple of days...

     
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  • At 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you complain too much...learn to be happy in life! how is it your problem if poeple like the songs of rimmesheeya? its their choice and they can listen to what they like! i m sure you can afford to buy a couple of music cd's to play in your car if it bothers u that much!...

     
  • At 6:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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